What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.