The sock under my bed.
Because he was an undercover cop
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
Your wife.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!