Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.