Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.