What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena