He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
He Apollo-gized.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
An investigator.
It's his private eye.
I'll tell you later.
The box said 2-4 years!