What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.