What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.