What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.