What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.