What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.