What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.