What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.