What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.