What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.