What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.