What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*