Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin