What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment