What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.