What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.