What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.