an ill eagle
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One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Cherpies.
An ill-eagle
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
An illegal.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
A tweetment
He was an ill eagle.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
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A margarita hits the spot every time!
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Ju-Haul
A Toy-Yoda
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
