What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.