What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.