What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!