What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."