What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin