What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.