A Nordic Track.
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The fact that red guards can swim.
Nova'kiin
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Weeaboo
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
He was charged with battery!
Napoleon Blownaparte
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Diddily-squats.
Diddly-squats