Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The fact that red guards can swim.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Reddit.
The know-kn0thing party.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A microwave oven.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
When his lips are shut.
Mustuuurd
I have no idea...
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Hide and go sleep.
