What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.