What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.