What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken