What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken