What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder