What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder