What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.