Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder