Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.