What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.