What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!