A cud thud!
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
You get milk.
He pined everyday.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
He called the piano tuna!
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
cause it just means you spit more fire
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
A charmer farmer!
Filet delay!