What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!