What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!