What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk