What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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OC By process of elimination.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment