Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher