Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove