What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !