A spider!
A smokesalottapotamus.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Because they were stale, matey!
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
Two.
Flossless compression!
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
He's a web developer.
Because they heard he's a web developer