Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.