What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.