What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!