What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Previous Random Joke Next
Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.