Fall Out Boy
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
Bye, son.
Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.
Because he was a kami!