Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.