What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"