What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.