What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity