Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.