What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!