Because the best you can get is bronze.
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Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Phelps.
Sting !
They both sang at the police.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Steal a chicken
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.