What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.