What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.