What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.