What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.