What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.