Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!