Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."