Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Previous Random Joke Next

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!