How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity