How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.