How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.