What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9