What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.