What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.