Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.