What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.