What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.