What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston