Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E